You should never, ever do any of the things I found on 4chan last night. I mean these things, who comes up with such things? Talk about horrible, awful people. I mean look at this:
Then, some of the other lads went a bit further in their 'suggestions' which I reproduce here strictly for entertainment sake. I LOL'd at a few of them, as why not? We need all the laughs we can get in this day and age, and I'm just trying to do my part is sharing the hilarity.
One person suggested an alternative that takes a while to start to work, but is as effective to a point. Think 'slow-time sabotage'. That one involves acid on the valves and hoses in the same DoGov bathrooms.
Then, someone also did a nice write up of some of the deviltry one can do to fuck with high-end pozzed out supermarkets:
Again, from the formerly Great Britain...
This one might get costly and you -might- have trouble with the authorities, depending on how aware the store personnel are. Now from my point of view, lately, in supermarkets outside of Publix, they 'give a fuck' factor is in the negative like completely.
"I'm not paid enough for this shit" seems to be the overwhelming attitude. Most of the people who spent the pandemic on their duffs, locked in, and getting paid fat stacks to play PS4 or Xbox, well, they ain't exactly pleased to be back in the grind. As the Dilbert cartoon said:
I will full on fucking quit if I ever have to work outside the house again. Ain't laziness... nope... tis more of an eye-opener. Why the hell should I expend allllll sorts of precious time, effort, energy, gas, .....shiiiiit the list goes on and on to go to a place where you get told, on a regular basis that you're nothing more than an easily replaceable cog in a mighty machine? That all that expenditure is not calculated into your pay, that it's out-of-pocket... Fuck them if they think I'm setting foot in the cubes again ever. Commuting? HA! "Never Again" as they say...
< /rant > Soooo. As I was pointing out, you should never, ever think of doing such things at a DotGov facility. Such things are highly illegal. Get you in hot water as it were... But yeah, seems that there have been -others- out there who're even more accelerationist than I or even the morons in charge. This list here:
'Cos mind you, IF they (stupidly) touch you, you own them.
But I'd never condone, nor encourage any of these actions. That'd be a thing of badness.
But it is fun to write about and such...I'm like aggressively frustrated at the fact that things are so fucked up, and there ain't much that can be done except wait. Wait for it all to burn. At this point, that IS the plan, far as I can tell. And in the meantime, dis here blegg is my outlet for now. For Now being key words. Hell, I hit the gym again. This's a new record, three days in a row. Of course I'm walking around like I got polio in my arms... in order to fully straighten them out, I have to lift full ammo cans to strrrrrretch out the biceps, and man they're screaming at me...
Now, other things, hopefully I'll have a webcast set up by the weekend. Not sure, BUT I'm working on it. Spawn has been doing MAD tech work and setup for me, and I got the equipment, software and whatnot from him. Little to no expenditure as of now. The trick is going to see if I can upload it here... and the other backup site. We'll see... I'm hoping to go 'short and sweet' for the first one... we'll have to see. The thing is, most of the guys who do nothin but vidya have the personality of a dead fish. Booooor-ring. In a minute or so, you know it's going to be lame, so short and sweet maybe? We'll see.... Very few of the casts out there actually are really good. Doubt mine is going to be anything special, but what the hell, I speak like I write, so why the hell not Aye?
So More Later I Remain The Intrepid Reporter