Saturday, September 18, 2021

We're Learning -FINALLY- and Whomp! Whomp!

Greetings Me Droogs and Droogettes!
A nice mellow Saturday now, quite time is here. The GranBebe has been handed off, and I'm alone, gloriously alone in the haus with only the katzen und hund to keep me company.  Now, the only downer, cain't have no booze dammit.  But, all is well.  I think we're headed into the "Eye of The Storm" right now.  

The "Rally for the J6"?
A complete and utter failure for r/theirguys.
As I poasted on Gab when it first kicked off:
The comment on it was "That's smaller than the line to the toilet at a Trump Rally!"
I then, as the Shitshow of Stupid continued (brought to you by Fake and Gay INC) I found and did some quickie photoshop:
Turns out I was right on the money.
There was ONE guy with a gun found in the crowd.
He was a cop
Story here:

No fucking D'uh bro.
Better pic here for future reference... the twatter doesn't give a good look at him, BUT if'n you see -anyone- with that build/height etcetc, you have a Glowie in your midst.
To paraphrase Princess Leia again: "Little short for a Fed aren't you?"
Jes' Sayin'

God, the only thing funnier than this was seeing some of the few, the proud and the out and out fucking crazy that showed up to 'counter-protest'.  Man, you know, it used to be the hawt chicks were on the left side of the Political Spectrum.  As long as the hygiene was good, Hippy Chicks in College?  Man I done carved a swath thru them all...  now?
Ten foot... nay... TWENTY foot poles come leaping to mind...  Yeah... I can only see that so much... and what's hilarious to me, is I see the word 'delusional' and look at that bizarre fucked up face, and I'm stuck on it... as in, that face?  The very definition of delusional honey.  Get back in the hood and STFU please.  The other thing on the right?  
Yep.  Got it in one.
So, besides the harridans, butt-uglies and press, I'd say there were maybe four or five mentally deficient Autists that ackchully showed up from r/ourguys.  One of whom looks like the SUPER mini-me of Buffalo Guy:
THAT right there is why you have to keep a close watch on your autistic kids... if you take your eyes off them for one second, they go out, snatch the 'Murican Flag off the front porch, and show up on the nightly news dressed like a moron, and looking like a mentally challenged 'special person'.

Folks, friends don't let autistic friends run around like retards Mmmkay?

So, as I was saying, I -think- the DC show was supposed to be a big -to-do-... 
However, as I've so succinctly stated in the past, the fucking mental midgets and morons inside the 495 Beltway, well,
A) they ain't none too bright, and
B) they have no fucking clue as to real life outside of that rarified Zone.   
I'd have to say that even the ones who commute or live in the 'burbistans around the 495 beltway have z.e.r.o IRL experiences outside of DC.  

Leastways not as grown-ass folk.  If they were born in 'Smalltown' USA?  I'd say 90% of them who Got The Fuck Out of Smalltown, well they did it as soon as it was possible and don't remember it fondly, unless they're pandering for voats.  

They only remember living in 'Smalltown' in a negative fashion from their childhood as a town filled with Rednecks, Religious fanatics and sheep fuckers.  Lets face it, a LARGE and VAST portion of people who're politically inclined tend to either be sociopaths OR the fucking narc kids you couldn't fucking stand in school... the paste eater who dimed out -everyone-  Teachers Pets and the like...

So yeah, they remember Small town 'Murica as filled with hateful, intolerant, small-minded rednecks, and subsequently think ALL of us are like that... hence the 'deplorable' term from Hill-dawg.  Miss 'High-borne and Raised' in Chicongo, and had to move from the power center of the East Coast Elites to Arkansas to tie into her money train?  The Horndog from Hope?  No wonder she's pissed... she had to tolerate that backward assed redneck state while her Philandering Hubby worked his way through the political ropes and such (never mind his assisting the CIA what with the Mena Cocaine Connections AND all the local hotties as well... gotta say Bill was a swordsman first-class) til she was able to GTFO of the backwater for DC.

So, in their heads this's gonna be a slam-dunk
Instead they got a wet fart.
If anything, talk about reading the crowd wrong.  These guys couldn't figure out if their ass was on fire with both hands.  Plus for r/ourguys I guess.  Not to let your guard down though.  Nope.

Head on a Swivel
Like Always.
This's the "Quiet Before the Next Storm".  They got their collective asses handed to them in of so many ways.  Read Aesop's blegg from this A.M. and you'll see what I mean.  The TL;DR is that the vaxx?  They know and admit that it IS a death-shot.  No idea how that'll play out, but it's now off-fish-shully in the open, and things may or may not get sporty to spicy.
To give an idea, my ex-Father-in-Law, whelp, he dead.  And now, it's apparent that it was like only a few weeks AFTER the clot-shot.  Spawn is a mite pissed.  Like under control, but seriously bent out.  Now, multiply that by a metric fuckton of already-dead, and now the waiting-to-have-a-side-effect victims?

Hoo Boy.
"The weather today has a forecast of 'Spicy to Bugfuck-Insane/Kill-The-Bastards-and-Their-Entire-Bloodline."  And now back to Chet for the news..."
"Vaxxed Population Eats Loco Weed. Goes Bananas in Spades, Film maybe at Eleven, IF we don't get kil't by the rioters."
Jes' Sayin'
So yep.  This's the quiet time
Enjoy it while it lasts.
More Later I Remain The Intrepid Reporter
Big Country


  1. I have a sis who moved to the D.C. area right after college. She moved back to the midwest a few years ago but couldn't stand it because everyone here isn't obsessed 24-7 with politics and IMPORTANT NEWS, we have families and sports and such, so she went right back to Coruscant and is much happier. People in D.C. spend half of their time bitching about living in DC and the other half sneering at regular Americans.

  2. Looks like that page got taken down.

  3. Are those fucking faggots wearing stormtrooper armor? Yeah those guys who protect black terrorists and torture innocent Whites are definitely heroes.

    1. It's riot/anti-stab armor. Meant to take a blow and stop shivs from penetrating the plates.

      And that's the answer right there. The plates. The joints, just like in real medieval armor, are the key. Neck, armpit, groin, knee, elbow, the belt area of the waist (front is der guts, sides is der liver and der guts, rear is der kidneys.

      Knock them down, jab them in their joints. It's how Richard III died (the cloven helmet didn't help, but he was ganked by shivs.) And it's how many medieval knights died in battle. Batter the fucker down, hook him and yank him down and forward on his face, jab the joints, slide a blade through the eyeslot, and 'et voila' you have yourself a slightly used set of armor you can sell or use...

      Also, modern body armor is either bullet-resistant, designed to stop high-speed weapons, and thus slow-speed weapons like shivs, knives, tomahawks will penetrate, or designed to do both and the wearer is now waddling as modern armor designers have completely forgotten or refuse to listen to historical armorers and actual historic-type armor wearers.

      A good anti-blow and anti-tab chest armor rig can be made easily from a plastic barrel. The thinner brown ones are great as they are more flexible and thus allow you to move better. Brown is for food, so you may end up smelling like salad peppers or such. Lots of on-line patterns and how-to vids on how to make a decent breast and backplate 'clamshell' armor that can be worn under a sweat shirt or jacket.

    2. Interesting, but I think I might have to block bullets more often than knives.

    3. Bullets are great, but knives and shivs and other weapons of opportunity are what most people have access to in cities.

      Just look at what happened with the Australian riots. If'n 4 or 5 guys had been using shivs or knives, there'd be a pile of dead or mutilated cops. And this is how you do it. First rank yanks the bastards down, passes them to the second rank, second rank stabs and gaks the bastards. That's how it was done back in the day, and that's how you handle a shield wall. Anyone who lets themselves be flanked, in this situation, is a goner. Again, knock them down, stab them with your steely knives and the beast is dead or dying.

  4. Somebody needs to photoshop that armor white

  5. BC, sorry about the FIL. Poor guy loses his dog, gets the jab and then cashes out.
    That sucks !!

    1. Nah, it was the Ex FIL... current is still kicking. Ex is gone

  6. A little good news from down under at least. Jason Bourne taking out a cop or two.