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"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it, or else you're going to be locked up." Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Thursday, August 12, 2021

Lot(s) In Life

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
Time for a bit of a 'solid' for y'all looking to (ahem!) stay ahead of the NotVax Curve.  I was perusing (for strictly edjahmuhcational uses I assure you) the various sites that offer advice and consent for the NotVax and various dates and 'flavors' and what shout I find?

Well, seem the CDC has everything behind a secure wall... to get to the list or dates and numbers, you have to be legit registered and be affiliated with a legit DotMed company or some such shytte.

Seems the State of Maine -didn't get the memo back in May, and thoughtfully poasted a .pdf with a Bunch of good Intel:
Johnson and Johnson, Moderna AND Pfizer
Yep.  Make of it what you will.
I ALSO for shit, grins and giggles found the following:
You Entered: 023M20A
Expiration Date: Aug 10, 2021

You Entered: 027L20A
Expiration Date: Jun 30, 2021

You Entered: 038K20A
Expiration Date: Jun 26, 2021

You Entered: 029K20A
Expiration Date: Jun 09, 2021

You Entered: 025L20A
Expiration Date: Jun 25, 2021

You Entered: 039B21A
Expiration Date: Oct 02, 2021

You Entered: 039C21A
Expiration Date: Oct 29, 2021

That's all gathered from their website:

So, as I said, just another fuckin' observer, looking to help out the best I know how.  I mean fuck it.  I'm in a great mood.  The summer has been a colostomy bag.  Like an overflowing, never emptied poo-pouch from hell.  I was getting really tired of it.  Bi-Polar or not, the downs I've kept away by way of this blegg to be honest.  Hard to stay bummed when I'm enjoying a virtual party online being a dick here and all.

And no worries... I'ma gonna behave at the new gig.  Pinky Swear.

Besides, the manager who I'm working for?  Well, I -think- I'ma gonna be able to stay on her good side.  She's a BIG TIME veteran advocate, single, and recently dumped at the alter after a 3 year relationshit.  Gonna have to get permission from Wifey to smooth her but I've done it in the past, and I ain't got no reason not to use my "Broad-Fu" to stay on her good side.  A lil flirtin' goes a loooong way if done correctly.  Double entendres and all that whot?

Aye... bit of an ego stroke and Bob's yer Uncle.
I need every. single. advantage. I can get.

So back to cases as it were.  The Card:  You need light-to-medium cardstock.  Also, make sure that IF you print one, and decide NOT to hand-jam (write it all in) but print part of it, make sure you don't print the second shot info in it.

Rookie mistake.  Reasoning if you DO print up the name and 'other info' the second shot, well the card can't go back through the printer now cannit? ALL the second info needs to be mexican-labor  I.E. Manual.  (sorry, couldn't resist.)
THEN laminate it IF you have the ability.
So here endth tonight's lesson in frustrating Leviathan
More Later I Remain The Intrepid Reporter
Big Country


  1. This will be found very helpful...

  2. Keep your spirits up and congrats on the job we are entertained as well.

    "I.E. Manual. (sorry, couldn't resist.)"

    its "manwell" ha ha ha ha

  3. ....I'ma gonna behave at the new gig....

    I nearly broke my neck rolling my eyes so hard.

  4. Good luck with the new job. Gray man unite.

  5. It's afraid.