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Sunday, July 18, 2021

...And to Save The Elephants

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
First off, the winner of the raffle is someone known to -many- of y'all.  He finally reached out, and the winner of the iTac Glock subgun frame is, of all people, the Guy who goes by the handle of RightWingTerrorist.  Didn't even know it was him until I emailed him, because his was one of the few mail-ins.  I had his RL name (which is still on the QT) but, yeah, Wifey pulled his name out of the KPOT.  I might have to do this again at some point.  Any suggestions for prizes, make 'em in the comments.  So...

So, to continue off of yesterdays poast, Last night Sapper n' Me were doing our nightly 'Jeopardy/Trek' thing.  During the show, we get the usual 'odd n'sods' of mad race mixing commercials and unrealistic negro worship.  I mean really?  How many black folks you -know- who genuinely go camping?  Never even seen a black folk outside of the city.  In fact why I love going out 'back to nature'...  sort of like why my former squad leader in Germany was big into Rock Climbing.  Ole "Super Cooper" used to imitate the human fly on bare rock cliffs... tried to get -us- into it as well... one of the guys asked "Why the hell do you do this, besides the adrenaline rush boss?"  His reply was pure gold: "Ain't no fat chicks climbing no rocks!"

Jes' Sayin'

So, the commercial came up: 
A righteous cause Aye?
So, watching the commercial, with all the sappy music and whatnot, -a thing -was noticed.
Unlike every. single. commercial. on. tv. these days, not a single black face to be seen

Now, considering where elemahphants are located, and the subject -being- 'saving' said-pachyderms so's we can at least not allow such intelligent and gentle critters to get kil't off, you'd think that the normal negro-worship would come into play, showing the locals doing something.

But, nope.  Because in reality, and despite all the propaganda to the contrary, the Whypeepo ain't responsible for this current fucking nightmare.  Nope.  The (((media))) and Ministry of Propaganda -loves- to broadcast any rich evil Whypeepo who -does- get the rare chance to hunt/shoot one of these animals, however, the amount of 'pleasure hunts' can be counted at about 500 a year, at a cost of $70,000.00 per license, and that's only in money-starved Zimbabwe...  you know, that other country that ran the Whypeepo off and then ran it into the ground?  Yeah, dat one.  And even then, the meat goes on the tables of the poor folks in those areas.  And -zero- trophies are allowed to be taken.

So, that leaves about 10,000 to 15,000 illegal poaching kills per year, on numbers that are down to about 350,000.  Who's doing it, and why then?  That's easy.  Fucking niggers.  Pure-Dee Jungle bunnies are doing the killing for fun and profit.  And for whom are they profiting by killing these poor animals?  Easy.  Joe-the-Limp-Dink-Tiny-Peckered Chink.

See, Joe Chink thinks shit like powdered elephant tusk is good to grow the wang and keep it up.  Ancient Joe Chink home-remedies are all the rage, even among the educated.  Which, by and large tells you just how stupid even their supposedly educated "elites" are... 'bout the same as ours apparently.  As in fucking superstitious pig-ignorant fucktards.


So, whilst talking about it over several Rum and Cokes with Sapper, we happened on an idea or two on just -how- to help out with this, and save the Elephants from these fuckers.  First off, you need to name the perps.  Call out Joe Chink... make him lose face.  Catch a Joe Chink with a boatload of illegally harvested ivory?  Name the fucker, his fambly, then put him on the boat with all the ivory, and fucking sink that fucker.  A Mark 48 CBASS torp in the side of the boat oughtta do it... and mind you, the crew and the Joe Chink?  Tied to the hull in chains... ain't no escaping this 'un here under MY watch there Joey.  

As far as the hunters/poachers?  Gloves off.  Fuck this 'arrest them' and shytte.  Fuck that.  Capture, torture, then kill them.  With flammenwerfers
Leave the roasted corpses for the lions. 
As Josey Wales once said, "Buzzards gotta et, same as worms." 

Also, now because it -is- ostensibly and economic issue, and they're trying to provide for their famblies?  Easy.  Kill them too.  In the same fashion.  Make an example out of them.  The fucking Apefricans?  Life is cheap.  They. Don't. Care. like we do, except for their spawn.  So, once the first group of say 4 poachers are caught, and roasted alive AND their famblies, anyone with half a brain would be like "Nope, nuh-uh.  Fuck that shit Bwana... better to pick 'naners den deal with that particular shit!"  Make shoveling shit an attractive alternative to poaching.

As far as any outcry?  Fuck. Those. Guys.  
Current population of Africa?  -1.216 BILLION- fucking Africans.
Current population of Elephants in Africa? 415,000.

I think we can afford to waste the fucking Apefican Poachers and their families.
Plenty of spares of them to go around.  Too fucking many IMO.
Damned near not enough Elephants.

Hence yesterdays Let. Them. Starve.
Think of it this way, every. single. African. we let starve -might- ostensibly save an Elephant.
And that's a Win-Win in my twisted book.
More Later I remain The Intrepid Reporter
Big Country


  1. Best saying I ever heard on the issue. You can have elephants or you can have Africans. Can't have both.

  2. Works for me. We are way over-populated with assholes not to mention pure evil. Everywhere.

  3. Picking between living between an elephant and an African? Elephant wins.

  4. Much as I agree with your sentiment regarding sub-Saharan sub-humans, you have to know damned well that our "betters" will not countenance wholesale slaughter of the poor, benighted African. What I propose is something a little -quieter- that might accomplish the same thing. Call it 'benign neglect'.

    "Sorry, sub-Saharan Africa. We are all tied up dealing with our own expensive messes, and can't spare the billions you have come to rely upon for your very existence. Henceforth, all material "aid" in propping up your corrupt regimes will, regretfully, be put on hold, while we focus on cleaning our own house."

    Per Fred Reed, blacks are "A failed race under permanent custodial care." We can no longer afford to feed our "pets". China, by contrast, is champing at the bit to dive in and "manage" Africa in our stead.

    Knock yourselves out, yellow fellows.

  5. Wife likes watching all those animal rescue shows. Ya know, the ones where some person saves dogs, cats, parrots, chimps, gorillas, elephants, camels, etc.

    Anywhere in the world.

    Guess who, overall, runs and funds the rescue?

    White people.

    Without white money and white leadership, the animals would die.

    The only exceptions I can see are in the Orient.

    The locals in Orangutan areas are the ones that do that.

    Japan and Korea have great rescue programs for wildlife (not so much for feral dogs and cats...)


    Communist China. Once they learned they could make more money off of white people in breeding and shipping giant pandas everywhere than in eating the dumb animals. It only became a Hero Project when the leaders discovered huge money, usually dollars, would flow into their thieving hands if they kept the pandas alive. For most of the peasants in China? Eh, dammit, there goes tomorrow's dinner.

    And really, how worse off would the world be if sub-Saharan Africa just suddenly depopulates? Seriously? After all, it's the above-Saharan Africans who are keeping the IQs of Africa from dropping below 60 on any possible scale.

    Oh, small populations would live out, like the Masai and others. The Christian Ethiopians, without the pressure from the followers of the religion of pieces, would do great. Other than that?

    The Lemurs on Madagascar would suddenly thrive and survive. So would the Elephants, Cheetah, Lions, Rhinos, pangolins, and all the other threatened species.

    Just reducing the amount of 'Bush Meat' eating people would do wonders.

    1. "how worse off would the world be if sub-Saharan Africa just suddenly depopulates? Seriously? "

      same thing holds true for murka!

      just light this fucker up already..


  6. There are anti-poacher patrols that don’t arrest perps. They cost less than 70k. Just saying …

  7. Starve an African, Save an Elephant. Sounds legit to me. Oh, and the death head? It speaks to me like fine art. Ohio Guy

  8. At a Sportsman Expo, I asked some vendors -- fellows from a Namibia ranch -- about a hunting safari but not killing any animals.
    They were happy to work with me.
    I asked about the season on poachers.
    "Year 'round, no limit!"

  9. In related news on Africa, this brings a lot of questions.

    1 - what the fuck was this person doing in Nigeria? oil company work? greenpeace? looking for the lost 38 million dollars from the recently deceased prince?

    2 - masks? those don't work, this is proven, so the CDC person is a liar.

    3 - "Health authorities believe the risk to the public is very low, but encouraged people to follow basic infection prevention measures, such as washing hands regularly and staying home when sick." bwahahaha, thses people were in an aluminum tube for several hours, based on flying distance, washing hands would have no effect on breathing.

    This is an excellent example of the insanity we have been watching for the last 18 months. Fuckers.

  10. If you do another raffle give a healthy heads up I've got some things I can send your way to sweeten the pot that I'm not using and would rather see it go to a good home and be useful to someone than sit in the garage of most of the vultures around here.

  11. I see big numbers in the future.

    A little OT, has anybody checked out the Johns Hopkins Covid Tracker lately to check out the huge Nth-wave numbers that have been on blast recently?

    4-fold increase in positive tests since June 21st, all the way up to 166 daily!


    GAME OVER!!!

    1. only if you fall under the spell of covidiots

  12. svarogkingofhellstadJuly 19, 2021 at 4:54 PM

    Elephant lifes matter

  13. Middle kid "adopted" an elephant at an elephant rescue in Thailand. She went over and got to visit it and hang out with "her" elephant for a few days just as before the Scamdemic started to get crazy.