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Friday, February 19, 2021

Good Stuff!

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
Occasionally you read a story that makes ya grin.  In this case, a story about a veteran who done made a home invader "good."  Link HERE  Apparently,  in South Carolina, 61 year old Harold Runnels Jr broke into Retired CSM Herbert Parrish's house and attacked his wife with a big butcher knife.
Rule #1 never piss of the Sar'nt Major...
Bad things happen
So, dis fuckin' guy
"Color" me surprised Aye?
Whelp, he done pissed off the Sar'nt Major. 
Who grabbed a shotgun...

Wait for it...

Yah, grabbed his shotty, and then proceeded to buttstroke the motherfucker to death.
NOT shot him mind you, but beat his fucking grape in.
Like I said... bad things happen when you piss off the Sar'nt Major.
You should see what happens if you walk on his grass.

THAT is a hardcore motherfucker right there.
Like I said, a story to smile aboot Aye?
So, More Later I Remain The Intrepid Reporter
Big Country

29 comments:

  1. As difficult as ammo is to get these days I commend him for being both frugal and efficient.

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    1. Agreed! Smart man that guy for not wasting ammo.

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    2. with the price and scarcity of ammo these days the Sgt. Major made the right decision. He tried to pound some sense to the perp. Oh well, next...

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  2. His brains Runnels over. Good work Sgt. Major!

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  3. I believe the phrase I am looking for is "Fucked around and found out"

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  4. I'm thinking the mess would be much less with the butt compared to buckshot...and much more satisfying. Way to go sarge.

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    1. I was going to make the same point. If he'd splattered sumdoods brains all over, he'd have to replace the carpet. As it is, it's still an "incident with a firearm", but with no shots fired should be straightforward, even for a grand jury.

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  5. much like my csm, just retired. went to see his daughter. sumdood kicks in the door, tries to attack the daughter. csm met him w/ his 40. decided not to risk the paperwork so put it on safe and proceeded to beat sumdood unconscious. drug him out in the street n left him, lol. crawled off leaving a blood trail, but no popo report. bet perp won't try that again anytime soon.

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  6. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.... isn't that the saying you dot.mil use?
    The Sergeant Major probably thought the perp wasn't worth the waste of a perfectly good s/g shell.

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  7. 61 years old and he's still breaking into people's houses trying to knife them ?

    This is really sad.
    This reminds me of predatory animals when they start getting old and weak and they can't fend for themselves they come into towns and try to grab people's puppy dogs and little children.
    my biological father was the same way, in fact several people in my family are,
    and they're getting on in years like 50 60 plus years old and I've known a number of other people who are really starting to get on in years and they're getting pretty desperate. N
    got a job n, got a piece of land much less a house , screwed their whole lives away and now they're really getting dangerous.

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  8. Dumpsters are made to handle trash. They should be used more often.

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  9. He butt-stroked him to death because it was PERSONAL.
    If it had just been a minor live-die situation, easy choice.
    BOOM.
    But this was PERSONAL.

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    1. Great observation. There comes a point where you make it physical between opponents, it's not about poking holes but rather breaking them apart.

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  10. Bravo! This is where I sometimes think my Super Blackhawk is better than my Glock. The obvious solution is to carry both!

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  11. I'm curious where you found the picture of Runnels. The story in the local Aiken County newspaper (https://www.postandcourier.com/aikenstandard/news/crime/home-invasion-suspect-dies-from-injuries-following-clash-with-elderly-aiken-county-residents/article_45e88a72-705e-11eb-a65c-1b1c6f316e0b.html) says this: "The victims said they had seen Runnels, described as a 6-foot-4-inch white man, walking around their neighborhood “a few times” but didn’t understand what led to the attack."

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  12. Never, ever screw with the RSM. You cannot win. Ever.

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  13. Another happy ending. You don't get to be a CSM without being capable of badassery.

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  14. him that din do nuffins won't be doing much of anything anymore...good

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  15. Hmmmm. https://georgia.arrests.org/Arrests/__6205745/

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  16. Imagine if he had a mossberg 590A1 with a bayonet lug. Thrust twist withdraw!

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    1. Repeat.

      You forgot to repeat.

      Thrust, Twist, Withdraw, Repeat!

      Now, if you're buttstroking with a bayonet, it's Step in, Buttstroke, Knock back, Thrust, Twist, Withdraw, Repeat.

      Because, if you're close enough to bayonet, then you're close enough to bayonet twice!

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  17. fuckin Awesome

    tfA-t

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  18. Jesus fucking Christ Pvt Pyle! Who's fucking house did you think you were breaking in to? You are one dead, buttstroked motherfucker now Pvt Pyle!

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  19. This story warms my heart like the venison stew that's been slow cooking on the woodstove all day while I bake a loaf of fresh sour dough bread and drink a cup of whiskey spiked hot chocolate in my favorite coffee mug given to me by my precious daughter whose white skin glows in the bright light of Jesus Christ's sweet mercy...

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  20. To quote the Checkered Demon: "Fuck with the bull and you get the horn."
    _revjen45

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  21. Us old guys aren't always "easy meat". A lot of us exercise, regularly, and with vigor. And we know our way around self defense equipment. So don't go breaking in unannounced and unwelcome, because the reception committee is ready, and grumpy.

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  22. It is the new media.

    It has been several days without an up date. Might just be a senile old fart who couldn't get a pass to the White House. But I have seen no comments from family and no mention of prior illegal activity. A number of media (Democratic) conspirators have announced that they will not publish booking photos because that fall hardest on the "African American" community lest it inflame racist oppinion. Then again, the perp might look like someone's neglected Grand Pa. Comments in the psuedo-news note that the perp was seen in the neighborhood, but didn't give any description. The local authorities gave the identification but no other details.

    I am too cheap to pay for a records search. Our host, under current circumstances, might be so kind as to post the source of the photo. The name is unfortunately common.

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