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Monday, December 9, 2019

What the FUCK is in the Water There?

And how the fuck do -we- get some?
Good Evening Me Droogs and Droogettes... time for a bit of the olde Ultraviolence poly-ticks side methinks.  Appy polly loggies for going there but Holy Fucking Monkeys Squad Humpin a Bag O' Footballs... Just what in the fuck is in the water down 'round DC way? 

According to the Washington Times, Hillary's the One!!!

Methinks they be sipping on Synthemesc at the Korovka Milk Bar or some such horrorshow place...
Bottoms Up Me Droogs...

I mean just who in the fuck are they kidding?

The Face that Launched a Thousand Stomachs...

Satan himself is afraid of this turgid nasty spite filled self loathing disgusting crone.

I mean Jesus...

Bill Clintons Wedding Night

Any wonder Bill fucks just about anything with a pulse?  Hell... I'd prefer ANYTHING than her.  Two Tits, a Hole, a Heartbeat, hell, make that Heartbeat Optional.  (I was in the Infantry after all)

Yah.  That bad.  And she's honestly delusional.  Sunday night apparently on 60 Minutes, she believes that she should take over after Trump gets thrown out of office...

Are you fucking kidding me?  Does she genuinely not understand just how our REPUBLIC functions?  Just because IF the Cheeto Jeebus gets 86'd, does NOT mean Her "Herness" gets the job... 

Thank Fucking Christ for that.

Probably not is my guess.  She went to Wellesley, a well known Baaaah-ston co-located Wimmens College... also known locally as "Dyke U" and alllllll the broads there were known to be "LUGs", 'Lesbians Until Graduation".  Having attended College up there meselves for a few years, I had the distinct unpleasant experience of running into a couple of the Wellesley Stoodent Bodies... damned pity truly... some of them chicks were well worth the time to look at getting laid with, but even in the late 80's and Early 90's (my prime hunting time pre-Army) them broads were ALL Militant Cunt Suckers...  Cockhaters United... shit like that... waste of good snatch IMO.  Hillary and her ilk may have majored in politics, but you can be sure the minor was Inter-sectional Muff Diving in a Cis-Gendered Nonconforming World, with African Lesbian Poets Basketweaving Studies as a close second...

Fuck... I can't keep going.  I need MOAR Alky-Mah-Haul to keep talking about that bitch.

Just from personal experience:  FedBro came up in Uniformed Secret Cervix back in the day... under the Clintons.  Told me and regaled me with stories about what a twisted sociopathic psychotic cunt she is... the "Detail" i.e. Presidential Guard... apparently some of them tried to get Her "Herness" declared a threat to the Prez after like the 3rd or 4th physical assault on His Person...  Too bad they didn't just cap the bitch when she was on a rampage...

Fuck man... I gotta get some drinks...
Maybe MOAR later, I remain, The Intrepid Reporter
Big Country

2 comments:

  1. I think that you meant "lurched" a thousand stomachs.................

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  2. Dude, you are a sick SOB. I like you.

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